It’s enough to make anyone not unconscious or insane want to lose their mind and lapse into a coma. From which foot locker did alpha RINO John McCain retrieve his testicles in order to gird his loins to do battle with Barack the Business Destroyer? Where the hell was this level of moxie a year and a half ago when it really counted?

John McCain has run against Barack Obama before.

He’s running against him again.

With campaign radio ads billing the five-term Republican senator as “Arizona’s last line of defense,” the GOP’s nominee for president in 2008 is attempting to bolster his 2010 campaign for reelection to the Senate with a slam at the president.

“President Obama is leading an extreme left-wing crusade to bankrupt America,” McCain says in one of the radio ads his campaign is airing.

“I stand in his way every day,” McCain says. “If I get a bruise or two knocking some sense into heads in Washington, so be it.”

Unfrickingbelievable. During the campaign McCain wore kid gloves over his kid gloves and went out of his way to cull a nomination for the Caspar Milquetoast Wimpy Campaigner of the Decade Award. Remember how he denounced radio talker Bill Cunningham nearly a year ago when the latter dared to utter the Man-Child’s full name?

McCain got his own head-knocking in the 2008 presidential election, and now he could be facing a party primary contest from a former Republican congressman, J.D. Hayworth, who is an outspoken critic of immigration reform — an issue which McCain has championed in the Senate, and an issue on which McCain, Obama and some of the Senate’s leading Democrats happen to agree. They support a path to citizenship for millions of undocumented immigrants.

Interesting - is it not? McCain obviously values his seat in the Senate (complete with all the wonderful perqs) more than anything else - including the opportunity to block a socialist ideologue from becoming President. During the Presidential campaign he studiously avoided saying or doing anything that could be perceived as negative. In effect, he conducted a bipartisan campaign - one that ultimately got Barack HUSSEIN Obama the opportunity of a lifetime to wreck this republic.

But on the radio, McCain and Obama could not be further apart.

“He’s lived through a battle or two, vanquished many a foe,” a narrator says of the retired Navy pilot and admiral’s son who spent five and a half years as a prisoner of war in North Vietnam. “But perhaps no battle in our lifetime is more vital than the one John McCain fights now… a battle to save America, save our jobs…

Cry me a fricking river. I’m tired of hearing this one-note Da Nang Samba. And I resent the narrator explaining to me that “no battle in our lifetime is more vital than the one John McCain fights now.” Sorry pal, but that battle was fought over a year ago - and Johnny Mac blew it badly. Things is: he got to return to the Senate. WE - the people - became prisoners of the war on liberty and prosperity.

“John McCain leads the charge to slash government spending, bloated bureaucracies and ridiculously unaffordable ideas like government run health care.”

You mean like he led the charge against illegal immigration? Like he led the charge against Barack the Destroyer and his evil army of flying monkey statists?

In another ad playing on a battle-tested McCain campaign tactic of invoking his days as a POW - reminding voters in Arizona that he could have come home to the U.S. earlier from that prison camp than he did (though Arizona was not home at the time) - the narrator says:

“John McCain is leading the fight against President Obama every day.”

It could get interesting when they get to that immigration bill.

Here’s to hoping the Democrats in Congress make amnesty for illegals their next top priority, as this will flush McCain out of the brush and into the open - exposing his wrinkled grey RINO ass for every political sharpshooter with a scope.

It’s time to put this beast out of its political misery.