I Hate It When I’m Right
Not long after a dark complected Mohammedan attempted to blow up an airliner over Detroit, I observed that the idiotically knee-jerk response of Jackboot Janet’s Department of Homeland Insecurity was…well….idiotic. Recall that for a brief period, airlines were obliged to order passengers to clear their laps completely one hour before the flight approached its destination.
You might also recall my response to this lunacy:
Given the advances in laparoscopic surgery, it would be a very simple matter to implant up to 200 grams of PETN into the abdominal cavity of the would-be bomber through a half-inch incision several hours before the flight. The explosive would be stored in a sterile, tubular plastic bag attached to a piece of surgical suture that would be used to close the wound. The body scanner would not detect it. Once aboard the airliner, the terrorist need only retrieve the detonator from his carry-on luggage and high-tail it to the restroom 80 minutes before the plan is scheduled to land, thereby skirting the “sit there and don’t do anything but keep your hands on your lap” security procedure.
Once in the bathroom, he would undo the suture and pull the tube of explosive from his abdomen through the incision. Sure, there will be bleeding, but who cares? It’s all for the glory of Allah, right? The detonator is attached to the explosive and the terrorist emerges from the latrine, crying “Allahu Akhbar!”
A few seconds later the plane vanishes from every radar screen tracking it and two hours later Jackboot Janet announces to the world that no one is certain why the plane exploded but that, nevertheless, the system is functioning perfectly because the body scanner would have alerted the TSA to the presence of any explosives.
Four days after that, the Man-Child interrupts his golf game to declare that his administration is dedicated to protecting the lives of all Americans and to this end has appointed an Air-Travel Czar with a mandate to halt all airliner operations in the United States - except, of course, for government aircraft.
Gosh, I feel safer already.
Well, well, well…what do you know? Looks like I’m a f*cking clairvoyant. Don’t believe me? Check this out:
Agents for Britain’s MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain’s leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives, according to a report from Joseph Farah’s G2 Bulletin.
Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up.
Okay, so it’s the breasts and not the abdomen. That probably explains why I’m always four or five numbers off from correctly prognosticating the winning Mega-Millions Jackpot number.
I can’t take this. The solutions to all of our problems are simple and clear cut. But we can’t even get close to answers, as it’s been deemed “racist” or “hate” to even ask the questions.
Terrorists want to kill us!
No problem. Zero travel to/ from any muslim countries in the world (other than one way tickets out); monitor all mosques; stop acting as though islam is a legitimate religion - let alone a “religion of peace”; stop pretending that islam and America are in any way compatible, or that islam has contributed anything at all to American history.
Blacks are forever behind!
No problem. Either accept that blacks are fully capable of “making their way” and living proud lives as AMERICANS, and simply choose not too, or accept that they are not capable due to inherent differences/ deficiencies. Those are the only choices. Accept either and the result is the same.
The economy stinks!
No problem. Lower all taxes, and get the gov’t the f@ck out of our lives.
Homosexuals want to marry!
No problem. No. And from this moment on we will feel for the pathetic, empty lives you “live”, but will no longer accept as normal clearly psychologically damaged people.
Four major problems that have idiots tied in knots, solved in 5 minutes. I really should be king. I’d be tough, but fair to any who love this once great country. All others are out…
The solution to the Islamic jihad problem is to make the Middle East a glass palace…plain and simple. Kaboom! that should take care of it.
But, drill here first- fast and furious
Right Cross
I won’t waste my time answering your drivel. Every statment was broad and therefore not true. Maybe pieces are true but each broad statement is not as is. You sound like a liberal spouting what you think conservatives believe, or you managed to graduate sixth grade in Arkansas.
Old Country Boy
(At least you don’t misrepresent yourself as a man. You have that going for you…)
Answering my drivel? Good one! Clever. But instead of “answering” in semi-coherency, how about you drop the Liberal-based, Alinski-like, attack the messenger, and try to refute anything I said.
We have an islamic (lower-case always intended) enemy that has clearly stated its goals…
We have a “racial” problem that will NEVER end. (Your president IS a racist)…
We have an economy “problem” that has tried and true solutions…
We have homosexuals who are demanding that we redefine what has worked for, well, forever…
And all you have is boilerplate, poorly constructed, PC shit - “how dare you say that, you Arkansawian! I said that! Look at me ma!” Pathetic…
“…Every statment was broad and therefore not true. Maybe pieces are true but each broad statement is not as is…”
The…what?? This, in your world, passes for AWESOME. In reality, it just keeps the problems going.
I have never lived PC - EVER. If Manly decides to ban me for un-PC, that’s his biz, yo.
You? GFYS
Be courteous, everyone.
Please. I have enough shit in my life without having to bring out the fire hose here. Let us beat the hell out of each other with some semblance of civility - else i will lose the the eleven visitors i have left at this site.
Manly, Right Cross– By broad, I mean this:
1. No travel to/from Muslim countries except one-way to. I guess my friends from ARAMCO, MOBILE, BP, etc will forever be left behind there. No more oil, give it all to China and India. There is a lot that Islam contributed to American history. You would probably appreciate al kohal.
2. Blacks are forever behind - you only leave two choices; both disparaging of blacks. Either they are as good as you and can make their way as Americans, but choose not to, or they are not capable of it and are inferior. You leave no room for blacks making their way as Americans, and succeeding, Or are you saying there aren’t any in that category.
3. The economy stinks - actually I’m not entirely right. You have a point there.
4. I believe your categorization oof homosexuals as living pathetic empty lives and are psychologically damaged is demonstrably untrue. How do the sex lives of other people affect you?
I did not intend to waste my time answering you, but in your rant and diatribe personally against me, you are guilty of everything you have accused me of. I will admit, that you have made a believer of me. In my 70 years in this country, I have often heard about prople who believe what you have been spouting, but I have never really encountered one of you. I thought it was just the drivel spouted by liberals about conservatives. I am in awe of the depth of your hatred.
Manly, if you want me gone, make it 10.
“…I am in awe of the depth of your hatred…”
What hatred? I love America.
Muslims hate America - by definition. You’d have to read the Bible and the Constitution, of course, but…
blacks hate America - open your eyes, and turn off the rap. That Charles Barkley is a hoot!
The economy runs quite well, as long as the gov’t stays out of it…
Homosexuals are not “normal” by any definition. They are 1 -2 % of the population. They scream and rant and threaten, in order to get fools like you to “recognize” them….and people like you give men, who long for other men’s private parts, legitimacy. Do you actually believe, that a man who longs for another man, and who has no desire to procreate, to raise children, and watch them grow, is normal?? That he is not abnormal?? You actually buy into the BS that they made a “choice”? They do not deserve to be beaten or the like, but you really want to grant them the gift of marriage?
That says all about you. Pathetic.
You. Are. PC.
Do not try to lecture someone who has has the guts to have these conversations in public. You are the enemy. You are the problem. You pretend to fight he Liberals, as you follow their rules…
By the way RC what was your rank or unit. You have fought for your right to say those things haven’t you?
Bye Manly. I will not tolerate anyone disparaging other Americans who happen to disagree with them.
I guess the time has come to shut down.
OCB,
There you go again projecting oklahoma’s education failings upon the GREAT STATE of ARKANSAS…
And, what? Did you find lumps in your oatmeal over toast (SOS) this morning?
Right Cross,
What? Were your eggs runny this morning? Coffee burn your tongue?
Heck, even Nurse Ratched wanted to pull the plug on Murtha this morning…
Y’all lighten up…
See, see!!!
My 38 DD link from last nite in testing stages…
Next they will be using children and the handicap - watch it’ gonna happen. Then you can all call me clairvoyant too
Right Cross, do you have any views or opinions on predestination which you would like to open up for intelligent discussion after you have given us your thoughts on creationism. There are a lot of interested people out here waiting in eager anticipation for your in- depth analysis of the two. Please share them with us in your usual elequent manner, we would greatly appreciate it. Thankyou in advance!!
What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a’goin’ on around here? Conservatives beating the stew out of each other while our country is going to He@@ in a handbasket because of the Marxist in the White House? When the paid Trolls employed by the Administration check out this Thread they’re going to love it. C’mon, Patriots. You’re better than this. Our nation is in peril. Our brethren are already in the field. Why stand we here idle? I know not what course others may take. But, as for me, give me Liberty, or give me death.
Satan is the great disrupter, and D.C. is full of his servants, none of whom ever take a day off from their plotting. If conservatives can rein in their egos and channel their anger and frustration in the same direction (against the communist takeover) we will be much more effective.
Col. Rash, I admire and respect you, but I think your despair and bitterness has caused you to lose hope, and that is projected in your posts. The night is always blackest before the dawn. I believe that God planned it that way so that we would give up our illusion of control and rely wholly on His power. I’m sure you think me a Pollyanna, but I can’t ever give up or I might as well lay down and die, and what good would that accomplish?
Hawgs-
I never said I wouldn’t provide the best nursing care to Murtha.. I just stated I wish he were gone. Those are 2 very different things. Nurse Ratchet didn’t give a crap and provided no care. I am neither of those.
GO SAINTS!
Never fails. On any blog (Not Manly’s fault, BTW)
Liberals have laid down the rules for “discussing” certain sacred subjects/topics. Included in these are muslims, blacks, and homosexuals…
And who follows along? Yep, Conservatives!
You are allowed to say and think and do, only what they allow. Doesn’t matter what is actually going on. Not in the least.
Step out of line? They slobber all over themselves trying to correct you. It’s comical. You become a hater, a racist, etc. They fall right into line with Liberal-speak, than can’t figure out how we can “stop” the “enemy”
Brilliant…
Manly, first let me thank you for trying to keep some civility here.
Right Cross. This country may have been founded on Christian Ideologies, but you are an European American by decent, look what Christianity did to Rome, and the rest of western Europe. You point the finger at blacks but you fail to point a finger at Native Americans. Have you seen a Reservation? I live near one. It was both Liberal and Conservative policies that put Minorities in the position they are now. The government came in and made minorities dependent on Social Security. This wasn’t just eh Liberals, the Conservatives went along with it too. It was Racism, and government sponsored and it was intended
You want to call out Homosexuals however they’re protected by equal rights in the constitution of the country you Claim your Loyalty to. Someone’s sexual lifestyle choice doesn’t immediately effect you as a person, their marriage doesn’t cost you money. You sit here and blame everyone but yourself for the problems in America
Islam is protected by the constitution as well. If you hate all these things you hate America.
People like you and me are as much to blame for the problem in The United States, as a Minority. When the economy crashed everyone blamed everyone but themselves, and no one is willing to back down from their blame game to fix things. It is my hope that you realize the ignorance in your ideals and decide to start supporting fixing this once Great Country, before it heads the way of The Western Roman Empire.
I personally hope that OCB isn’t gone for good.
Regards,
Skrýmir G. Thorsson
Skrýmir
Here we go again…
First off, The short list I made was not meant to be exhaustive.
It is amazing to me that there are people like you out there who STILL want to try to compare what Christianity did or didn’t do forever ago, to what islam IS doing now. You think you will be spared because you tried a little “moral equivalency”? Not a chance. Read Mark Steyn’s Book about demographics. Read a koran. They mean business, and all you can do is say that “Christianity did some nasty things too!” Good grief…
Your statement: “The government came in and made minorities dependent on Social Security” is the typical one made by racists who see themselves as enlightened. Your theory leaves no room at all that blacks have the ability to do anything but be “made” (read: fooled, tricked, etc) dependent. In other words, you do not see them as capable of NOT being “made” dependent. I simply disagree. I see blacks as able to, but not wanting to. I grant them free will, you see them as unable to resist being “made” into something. That’s on you. And the Indians (Oh my! He said Indians!! MOM!!)? They live their lives AS THEY CHOOSE TO. Just like you and I. I’ve seen lots of reservations. They’ve decided to live that way, and I’m in any way responsible?
You want to imply that I would/ do deny homosexuals any rights given us all by our Constitution? I never went anywhere near that! I stand by the fact that they are NOT normal (the psychiatric community was bullied into calling what they do a “choice”, remember?) and that they have no “right”, especially under our Constitution, to “marry” Please point out that passage in the Constitution. Please. Your arguing about what you say I said is pathetically disingenuous. They can do what they want behind closed doors - I couldn’t care less. They do not get to find any “legitimacy” by claiming as a “right”, marriage.
I hate America? That’s the best you have? islam should be outlawed in America. Period. YOU may feel good about a “religion” that treats women worse than dogs, and instructs it’s followers to kill those who won’t agree. But NO other religion has tenets like islam does. It is a disgrace to mankind.
Try this, If I decided, tomorrow, to start a religion, and told you that, according to my religion, women and children could be murdered for a variety of offenses, and that my followers are free to murder anyone who chooses not to join us, etc, what would you say? That my new religion was protected by our Constitution? BS, and you know it.
This was, uh…I’m not sure…
“People like you and me are as much to blame for the problem in The United States, as a Minority. When the economy crashed everyone blamed everyone but themselves, and no one is willing to back down from their blame game to fix things.”
The hell? I guess I should take my fair share of the blame for the Gov’t overtaxing us? OK, but…
You Liberals lack faith in the individual. You lack the courage to even identify the problems, let alone do what is necessary to fix them…
Thank you for your reasonable responses. Your 1st posted comment was a bit harsh.
You have made some good points in the following comments.
Stick with us here on Manly’s Republic and that goes for both OCB and Skrymir.
Heated debate is welcome and refreshing.
We need “harsh” more than ever…
Todays “harsh” is yesterdays reality…
Can you imagine, Washington, being told, “Hey my good man, Ratcheteth it back, my good man! Those Britts have their own POV? We should not insult Themeth”…
You guys have no idea what’s coming. Or so it seems.
You can start right here, right now.
Stop with the PC. No more…
Tara Sue
But, you look soooo cute in that little white hat!! Just keep your distance from me while holding that probe…
I can’t decide, Aints or Dolts…
Hawgs- you are correct- I do look cute in my nurses cap.
You guys sound like me and my wife in an argument: the more we agree on the topic at hand, the more likely we will argue over it. It makes little sense, and stems from one or the other of us just plain itching to pick a fight. And as with my arguments with my wife, you guys have been arguing far too many topics at the same time.
Spirited debate is good - as long as it exists in a civil framework. It appears from the example in this thread that one man’s “civility” is another man’s “PC”. If “harsh” = “frank”, you have my endorsement. But let us try to inspire each other to think rather than hammer our opinions into each other’s heads. We must each reach our own conclusions based on the facts at hand.
We cannot dictate beliefs - they must come from within each of us to be real and effective. Lay out the true facts and let each person evaluate them. Conservative principles will attract the majority if presented and defended without the noise interjected by the Liberals.
Lastly, getting mad and storming out of the room isn’t good for anyone. I do hope that OCB does reconsider his decision to leave - his voice is as valuable as any in this discussion and he will be missed.
Hiding the bombs inside living bodies is truly frightening - but far from a new idea. I have read of bombs hidden (crudely) in the abdomens of women and children in Vietnam and Korea.
There’s an interesting story about Nazi’s training dogs to come for food through the trap door in the bottom of tanks, then implanting bombs in the dog with antenna-like triggers sticking up which would detonate the bombs when they approched Soviet tanks seeking food. The FAIL in that plan was that the Germans never factored in the notion that the dogs might be able to tell the difference between Nazi and Soviet tanks. The dogs only expected food from the Nazis, and didn’t much care to approach the Soviet tanks….
These women with explosive breasts don’t appear to have rabbit-ear antennae by any chance, do they?
Oh, and how about penile implants to keep with the theme set by the Panty-Bomber? I saw one of those erectile disfunction commercials the other night featuring “Steve” - he was having a hard time (pun intended) getting through the security screening at the airport as an unintended side effect of the extreme success of his “cure”. He kept setting off the metal detector. Perhaps with C-4 implants, no one with an erection lasting more than four hours would be allowed to board commercial flights….
Explosive silicone lip injections, butt implants, maybe dental work…. sounds like a lot of work for out-of-work prosthetics technicians. Jobs stimulus, anyone?
clyderichard2 on February 6, 2010 at 2:09 pm
ROFLMAO!