Bamopoly®
It’s the new board game sensation from Karper Brothers that’s sweeping the nation. Just as the original Monopoly® became all the rage during the bleak years of the Great Depression, Bamopoly® is guaranteed to distract millions of otherwise witless, clueless and psychologically maladjusted American voters from their obsession with Barack Hussein Obama and direct it toward a more harmless outlet.
Think about it folks: with a simple roll of the dice you move along the board, from being a community activist with a shady, largely concealed past to becoming a U.S. Senator to eventually securing the White House - thanks largely to the great triumvirate: the mainstream media, the unions and George Soros.
From there it’s a hop, skip and jump to owning General Motors and ordering the Honduran people to accept a dictatorship. Now you too can feel what it’s like to be a power-hungry Marxist in the comfort of your own home!
Bamopoly® is fun for the whole dysfunctional family. Not recommended for gifted children or for any intelligent, educated and rational adult. Not sold where prohibited by the Constitution.
(click on image to see larger version of game board)
You just had to show Obama’s face, didn’t you, Col. Rash?
This was all a ruse to make us suffer through what you have to suffer through on a daily basis, wasn’t it?
Well good… The game is over now and you win, because I feel miserable now.
Finally, a board game with no rules.
He wins every time.
Can I add this to the game?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSIXFlOPeH4
Just call me Thor…
Gohawgs,
This might sound crazy, but I missed the connection.
Is this why it’s crazy, cause nobody wins?
The Gerbil,
Bonk Bonk the head with Thor’s Hammer is what I would like to do to too many of our elected representatives and their henchmen…alas, I don’t have the “musckles” needed to get the job done
Oh, I’ve been known to go off on a tangent or 2…not like 20-20, who justs goes off
Speaking of bonking…will SOMEONE tell Sanford to STFU!!!!
Anyone?
Bueller?
bc?
Yea…….
“Shut up Sanford!!”
Actually, I think he’s truly trying to get himself divorced, by saying that the mistress “is his soulmate, but that he is trying to fall in love with his wife again….”
I see the World’s Most Romantic Love story book and movie deal coming up!!
Only in America.
There.
I went off again.
Such a good doggie…
The quotes today about how he’s strayed with other women over the past 20 yrs (but not like this!!!) sure isn’t helping him any…
Well, Gohawgs… I HAVE to go off again…. to bed that is, and do other more important things…. what doggies do best.
Sleep.
What were you thinking?
Licking?
Gohawgs,
Now I get it.
I really… have no words.
*eats*
Too bad whomever tries to actually produce and distribute this will face multiple lawsuits. 1 for trademark infringement by Parker Bros. and 1 by Acorn for defamation (they are not tax cheats, they just help pimps and prostitutes cheat the government). 1 by the ACLU for daring to spread a religious message on a board without including all the religions (Obama with a halo glow is clearly a christian message. Too bad I would buy the game. Maybe I will glue the new symbols over my old Monopoly board